| Okay so here's what went down at Schlitterbahn today.
We were at Schlitterbahn East on that somewhat fast-moving lazy river loop. Some girl was pissed off that PJ had accidentally bumped an empty tube into her as we were floating along. The girl (probably late teens) throws the tube at PJ's head cuz she was pissed off and then PJ shoves the tube off of him in the direction of the girl. The girl's dad is there and is FURIOUS. He comes over to PJ and starts punching him in the head/face multiple times while he's on his tube. I try to split them up and then this guy punches me in the face. I was kinda stunned thinking "holy shit, did i just get punched in the face?" After he punched me, he goes back to hitting PJ. He almost came back for me again, too. Madison comes up from behind him and tries to hold him back, but then the guy gets out of his grip and starts pounding the back of Madison's head. I don't know what happened after that cuz I was still a bit stunned and was still floating downstream. I remember looking at the lifeguards trying to see if they were going to do anything, but they kinda just blew their whistles while it was all going on. And then I see the guy walking downstream like nothing happened! I was like, wtf, they didn't even stop the guy? Mad and PJ were off to the first aid... I got out of the water and eventually the staff did stop him and the sherriff showed up. People were staring at me cuz my eye was bleeding and my mouth was also bleeding a bit. There were a ton of witnesses who had the same exact story. This guy was on a fucking rampage, seriously. I think we're okay... ice packs to the face, headaches... They asked if we wanted to press charges, and honestly, i wasn't sure how to answer that. I asked for them to kick him out of the park, which they did... For some reason, the girl was crying, and holding her head as if we had hurt her or something... and apparently while we were in the first aid room, the girl was in a fucking wheelchair. good god. whatever, maybe we should press charges. Fucking family of retards.
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| Do i hate awkwardness or do I hate awkwardness!?!?!? Jesus.
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| Well.... crap.
AUSTIN
Thefts of Hondas have doubled
Honda owners, beware. The number of thefts of the vehicles has more than doubled this year in Austin.
During the first eight months of the year, 358 Hondas
were stolen, compared with 170 during the same period last year, Austin
police Sgt. Richard Stresing said.
Information about the total number of all vehicles
stolen this year was not available Monday. But Stresing said that
stolen Hondas account for the largest increase in vehicle thefts this
year.
He said Hondas are the second most stolen type of vehicle in Austin, behind Chevrolet pickups.
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| TOOL is coming to Austin on November 14th! Tickets go on sale this Friday... does anyone want to go?! PLEEEEASE, i might even buy you your ticket if I'm in a good mood!
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| Okay, i have always wanted to buy the Family Guy box set, but I just went to bestbuy.com and saw that boxes 1-4 are 17.99 each! Holy balls. the 5th box is 27.99. so after tax it's like 108 bucks for like, what? 6 or 7 seasons of family guy? i have no idea. I'm tempted.
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